{"product_id":"gene-o-gram-personal-video-from-gene","title":"Gene-O-Gram: Personal Video from Gene","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGet a personal video from the man, the myth, the victim himself: Gene.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhatever the occasion, Gene will record a one-of-a-kind video just for you, straight from the guy who's been through every prank in the book. Every Gene-O-Gram is the same flat price, so pick whichever fits.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePick your Gene-O-Gram:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eShoutout:\u003c\/strong\u003e Gene says hi and gives your friend (or you) a shoutout.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRoast:\u003c\/strong\u003e name your victim and Gene goes full \"GAHT DAMN IT\" mode on them.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHappy Birthday:\u003c\/strong\u003e birthday wishes, Gene style. Candles not included.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWedding \/ Anniversary:\u003c\/strong\u003e a toast from Gene for the happy couple. Marriage advice may be questionable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBachelor \/ Bachelorette Party:\u003c\/strong\u003e kick off the night with a message from the most pranked man alive.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGraduation:\u003c\/strong\u003e Gene congratulates your grad and warns them about the real world.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRetirement:\u003c\/strong\u003e send off a coworker with words of wisdom from a man who's been through it all.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCongratulations:\u003c\/strong\u003e new job, new house, new baby, new car (hopefully bird-free).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHoliday Greeting:\u003c\/strong\u003e Christmas, New Year's, Thanksgiving, you name it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePep Talk:\u003c\/strong\u003e big game, big test, rough week? Gene's got your back.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrank Reveal:\u003c\/strong\u003e pranked someone? Gene breaks the news that they got got.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSomething Else:\u003c\/strong\u003e got an idea that isn't listed? Tell Gene in the request box.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow it works:\u003c\/strong\u003e fill in the request box above the Add to Cart button with who it's for, the occasion, and your message. Type whatever you want, then choose how Gene should use it:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLet Gene put his own spin on it:\u003c\/strong\u003e give him the details and he'll make it his own.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRead my script word for word:\u003c\/strong\u003e paste your exact script (up to 1,500 characters) and Gene reads it as written.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDelivery:\u003c\/strong\u003e videos arrive in \u003cstrong\u003e3–5 days\u003c\/strong\u003e, sent as a download link to the email you use at checkout. Nothing is shipped, so there's no shipping fee.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe rules:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo sexual, hateful, or political content.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVideos for kids are welcome for wholesome occasions like birthdays, graduations, and pep talks. No inappropriate content involving minors, and Roasts are for adults only.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNothing meant to harass or bully someone.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGene can turn down any request or script for any reason. If he does, you get a full refund.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eGene is not responsible for any feelings hurt by a Roast. 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