{"product_id":"john-pork-t-shirt","title":"John Pork T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStraight from the depths of TikTok brainrot — the legendary \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJohn Pork\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is blowing up your phone again. This hilarious meme T-shirt features the one and only uncanny pig-man himself mid-call, ready to haunt your For You page in real life.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for prank kings, meme lords, and anyone who’s ever declined a call from John Pork at 3 AM. Whether you’re rocking it at school, work (discreetly), or filming your next viral TikTok, this shirt guarantees laughs and instant recognition from fellow victims of the Porkverse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePremium Comfort\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: Soft, breathable 100% cotton (or premium blend) that feels like a hug from your favorite virtual influencer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDurable Print\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: High-quality, crack-resistant design that survives washes, pranks, and endless doomscrolling.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUnisex Fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: Available in sizes S–5XL — because John Pork doesn’t discriminate.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeme Energy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: Guaranteed to spark conversations, confused stares, and “bro, is that John Pork?!” reactions.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The PeterGene Shop","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":51889635983677,"sku":"100","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":51889636016445,"sku":"101","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":51889636049213,"sku":"102","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":51889636081981,"sku":"103","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":51889636114749,"sku":"104","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1003\/7418\/4253\/files\/463D4463-5131-4852-9926-07A76192498D.jpg?v=1782601442","url":"https:\/\/petergene.com\/products\/john-pork-t-shirt","provider":"The PeterGene Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}