Haywood Jablome Acid Wash Tee

Hello, my name is Haywood Jablome. Say it out loud. Slowly. Now say it to your grandma.

This is the perfect shirt for people who want to introduce themselves at parties, family reunions, and job interviews they don't actually want. Wear it to the DMV and watch the clerk reread your name tag three times. Wear it to a wedding and become the main character. Haywood doesn't do subtle. He does acid wash.

• Streetstyle acid wash finish, so no two shirts look exactly alike (just like Haywood)
• Relaxed, comfy fit for maximum lounging and minimum explaining
• 8 colors, because Haywood has range
• Guaranteed to get a laugh, a double take, or a phone call from HR

Made to order: every shirt is made fresh when you buy it, so please allow about 1 week for shipping. Good things take time. Haywood is worth the wait.