“How Could a Bird Sh*t That Much!?” Acid Wash Tee

"HOW COULD A BIRD SH*T THAT MUCH!?" A question that still haunts Gene to this day.

You saw the prank. You heard the scream. Now wear the moment that made history. This tee shows Gene in his purest form: arms flailing, standing beside a car that looks like it got hit by an entire flock with a grudge. No bird has ever done that much damage. No bird ever will. (It wasn't a bird.)

• Streetstyle acid wash black tee, so no two shirts look exactly alike
• Choose your design: Green or Red
• Relaxed, comfy fit
• Official @PeterTheTroll merch, straight from the Gene Scheme
• Bird-proof? No. Bird-inspired? Absolutely.

Made to order: every shirt is made fresh when you buy it, so please allow about 1 week for shipping. Gene had to wait even longer to get his car clean.